Very funny.

Snapchat me in the Dark.

Who can tell anymore? What isn't hell right now?

A stiff breeze removed most of the protesters.

Change we can believe in.

But does she still want Kanye to fuck her?

Sure, we'd ALL like to have friends …. who dance.

Pepridge Farms remembers!

True, I don't even remenber the AV Club meme …..wait….

Mel Gibson is nominated.

Sure! Go ahead and dance while the country falls apart!

That girl's 37 now. That doesn't "represent the population" they want represented.

That's true, from a certain point of view.

He was totally empty and tried skateboarding for awhile.

Wait. Isn't he too old for this shit?

They just got $100k to dig a hole. It's all about who's taint you tickle.

Mention that you're not seeing it because you believe it to be "pro-ladies", then run for office or write a column for Breitbart.

Is the house in Brooklyn? Could it be? Would you mind if we sent a doc crew with you? Do you hate your Dad? It would be better if you did.

From the descriptions ……

Silver Springs fanboy!