Sad Trombone!

I STRENUOUSLY Object!

Actually it's a buck and a quarter quarter staff. But I'm not telling him that!

Yeah having a winning record 9 out of last 10 years and making the playoffs 6 times in that span!

Show me on the doll where Aaron Sorkin touched you.

Touched By a Beat Box

So you loved Troll Hunters more than The Mist is what I'm hearing.

Did you even see IT?

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

Whoops! SPOILER!!

He's actually a Christian Slater so he's a figment of imagination.

First, get 100 million dollars ……

Awww, Does somebody need a hug?

And the Cobalt used to make that car's battery.

I got an Ice Pirates notification for this?

White Tiger always gets picked last.

So you're saying maybe?

Strokin' It Snow!

Funkiller Kaine. These things write themselves!

Considering he's the most famous Reds fan there is…..Nope!