My Hero Zero

My Hero Zero

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9/12/16

Stanley Tucci was on my plane to Luxembourg City last year.

9/12/16

In related news, Ambien stock drops 22%.

9/12/16

But it still quivers!

9/12/16

*Spike Lee angrily tweets about Rhianna joining The Bangles*

9/12/16

Haven't we stuck that rumor behind us?

9/12/16

Greasebusters

9/12/16

Grease 2: It's so Slippery Yet Viscous. It Gets Everywhere

9/9/16

Taco Bell: DONG!!!

9/9/16

Nah. He's strapped.

9/9/16

I regret that he and John Stossel don't blow up if they shake hands.

9/9/16

Uh…… YEAH YEAH YEAHS' MAPS!!!!

9/8/16

But she's Dancing On the Ceiling!

9/8/16

Nah. He was talking about Chloë Grace Moretz's turn on The Guardian.

9/8/16

Or a terrible actress!

9/8/16

Yeah….. "Star" ….. that's what she is.

9/8/16

Who shot who in the what now?

9/8/16

And under-inflated balls.

9/8/16

"Desperate for Clicks" is another category.

9/8/16

XFINITY!! SHOW ME AFTERSHOWS!! ANY AFTERSHOWS!!

9/7/16

But there will be a support team back at the lair, including a platonic love interest, staring at computer monitors and talking in his ear, right?