Oh god! What has Keith Richards done that we don't know about?

I worked with a guy who the only time he doesn't lie is when he's talking about how much he hates his kids. He calls them the Fat One and The Bad One.

He goes right for the jugular!

Next time Jack, write a goddamn memo about Jell-O!!

It's full of stars!

Dude. We already have ONE Mohd.

Her first villain?

The AV Club

They moved Shea Stadium to Brooklyn when the Mets were done with it?

I blame bigfoot.

In an airplane Burger King bathroom.

Film in the 21st century.

How about this …

That depends on what the meaning of "is" is.

Like beef for dinner?

The Departed 2: Gone Baby Goner

I'll be in my cell.

Is he in publishing?

On his head?

Can I feel guilty? You Vat I Can!