You're not kidding:
- Season 1, episode 6: 1.63 million
- Season 2, episode 6: 0.82 million

Holy crap, apparently that's totally for real. From USA Today:

Elizabeth and Philip have fully compartmentalized their work from their personal lives, so I doubt that the latter would affect the former — especially now that they've reconciled.

Well, whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

Exactly. In what sort of godless universe was this episode a B+?

— I'm going on the record: no one should have to stay with Ray "for a while."
— "Baby It's You" by Smith, what a perfect song.
— "Ugh, you sound like you're in Field of Dreams."
— That guy who punched Adam sounded a lot like Jim Florentine and that's
because it was! He cleans up very nice.

No, we don't.

But, but, but he's a Blondie fan.

Seriously, who doesn't love Africa?

Agreed, I'm more of a Kettle Chips guy anyways.

Fuck. This. Shit.

Best line of the night: "Hannah, why don't you place just one crumb of basic human compassion on this fat-free muffin of sociopathic detachment? See how it tastes? "

I don't know maybe Adam just wants to put his penis on Jessa's shoulder in a platonic way.

Ray is actually a serial killer and this show is really a horror drama.

Wow.

1) Roy Choi is a certified G and someone who's genuinely passionate
about food. Every guest judge does not need to coddle the contestants
with praise. It's nice to have someone with cogent criticism on — as opposed to all the clueless celebrity judges.

I only read the first page for that reason. The pagination is ridiculous.

1) I'm not a fan of Nicholas, but: the purpose of winning immunity is so you're not eliminated in a situation like this. It defeats the purpose of even awarding immunity to someone if the judges are going to not so subtly suggest that that person should eliminate themselves, thus making their job easier.

I seriously thought that the fix was in when they announced Emeril as the guest judge and that it was a beignet challenge, but no. Louis better hope Brian gets eliminated next week.

Carlos is also an unconvincing villain because he's so humble and bashful, unlike Justin.