Lou Brock?

Ancient Greece FTW!

Just grain alcohol and distlled water for me, thanks.

Say hi to ya mutha

Tortuga

It doesn't get any butter.

Can he at least validate my parking?

For me it's Wednesday.

John Belushi as Speed Racer? There's a movie I'd want to see!

Is your uncle your father, too? If not, no sale.

What is, how to break up with your girlfriend over twitter, Alex?

It's ok, I have a convertable.

The phone is far away and they have such stubby legs.

Unfortunately, it's not even a full concert. Not even a full song. It's just a jingle for coffee

Socially Akward-man and creepy yet kinda sexy-lady.

http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Kelloggs raisin bran?

Looking in the mirror does not count.

Vive la reevaluacion!

We'll he shouldn't have stopped giving reach-arounds.