Falling asleep in front of the TV…
…can have serious repercussions, such as waking up to, and therefor knowing, that 'Gigantor' was a real show.

Also, I believe he died in a grease fire or something.

W-wow, what a g-great audience.

Natural Born Killers nearly put me off film all together. However, it *did* make me believe in hate again.

I used to be "with it". Then, they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm "with" isn't "it", and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. It will happen to you!

Walter: "Perry, why do you wanna hurt me?"
Perry: "No, Walter! Never! It was an homage. Imitation is the highest form of flattery."
Walter: "I know! That's why I dress like you!"
Perry: "You dress like me? I dress like you!"
Walter: "You dress like me? I dress like you!"
Perry: "You dress like me? I dress like you!"
Jason:…

No-no word!

@ACS: Fuck you! You don't like my music, get your own fuckin' cab!

Heh heh heh. Such a beautiful language.

I have the same uncomfortable itching feeling about Martin's series, scot. Book four was beginning to drop hints that he's fired his editor and hired himself for the job.

Did you see me escaping?
I was all, "Woo boo boo boo boo boo boo!"

Biker Mice vs. Mars

I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!

I start with the best part of the chicken - the neck - and add secret hobo spices.

An alligator with sunglasses?
Now I've seen everything!

Yeah, but…
How does the giant blue scholng look in 3-D? Priorities, god damn it.

My life, and by extension everyone else's, is meaningless.

Here fucking here, raindog. Ware's works are so vitally hinged on the medium itself, reframing them on film would result in it simply being someone else's work.

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There is no 'real' Tyler Perry, nor has there ever been. Discuss.