I think he takes them off. I think thats what seperates Caine from Caruso

Well, I don't want them to sound note for note like the album, I'm more referring to an act that sounds good on the record, then when you see them you realize that they shouldn't have made a cent off the album because the guy in the booth did all the work. That said, I hope this Cars show was in the 80s

I used to watch Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? after school while eating colored microwave popcorn. Good times.

@ Guy Who Points Things Out

*carbonite

My roommate in college was a big Phish fan, but owned none of their albums. He said "After you see them live, their albums are shit."

Caine, Caruso kicked your ass in this Caruso/Caine-off

Dear TV Club
Hey! I noticed you're covering (insert show name here). That's awesome/bullshit! Since you're doing that you should also cover/Why the fuck aren't you covering (insert other show name that I like)./? I've been a fan of/I just started watching it, and I think it would make for an awesome TV Club entry.

Did someone say there's going to be McNeil/Lehrer TV Club reviews?!?!

Damn it Caruso, you sure know how to work a room

And the replies are even better?

Otto, that shit was fucking hilarious. I'm in tears

Ok….slow down there. Comparing Tom Bombadil to Boba Fett? You, sir have erred against humanity. Saying Fett contributed little to the story? He was contracted by Vader to hunt down Han Solo, as a means for Vader to get to Luke. Fett was a benefactor of the first known use of human carbon freezing, and without said…

My favorite Ellis book is by far The Informers. I thought it was amazing. That said, I haven't seen the movie, and when I heard they pulled the vampire subplot I was angry.

New In Town
Is that really the only "big" movie on DVD this week? I want to go rent something, but I don't want to resort to Paul Blart Mall Cop

I say…
If I would have known it was gonna be this kind of party I'd stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

Episode 6 : I'm a shitty friend Part 1

Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!!!

Awful Adaptation the Auther DID Like
How about that category? It's already been touched on by King's "The Shining." What other adaptation have been horse-shit terrible, yet still praised (or at least positively accepted) by the original author?

Apparently at one time, Grant Morrison was contracted to write Lawnmower Man's 2 & 3 and give them an "X-Men like superhero tone"