Puppetry.

He's obviously saving his last name for a story-centered plant; probably to be used in the episode where the little daughter's carnivorous plant goes on a rampage inside the camp.

Seeing how the dad is okay just like that with his teenage daughter being stalked by a roughneck soldierboy, i'm thinking the parents have a rather odd notion of sex-ed.

Now hang on a minute, he might just have access to a juryrigged sterile fertiliser drum containing 50 liters of synthesized concentrated pheromones.

they kept hitting an impenetrable eggshells layer.

Agreed! Those misformed testicles are dangling far too liberally about, McFuckenstein!

That 'ambitions' thing your mom inquires about every other phone call.

Coprophilia enthusiasts: smelling eachother out.

Gus: [singing] Man, this is some crazy shit here. Why won't you both just come out the crawl space, they said?
Walt, Hank: [singing] We're not coming out the crawl space. You can just go away.
Gus: [singing] But everyone wants you out the crawl space.
Walt, Hank: [singing] That doesn't matter 'cause we're gonna stay.
Gus:…

A grading system for the reviews themselves sounds pretty sensible to me.

The Commodore's.. ahum… naval trainings… humhum.. rubbing off on her, from an impressionable young age?

I thought he was talking about Mandingo Buscemi…

Nucky's was a brown leather pouch.
Van Alden's pouch actually got shown during the raid, when one of his agents got ordered to empty the cash register of the joint.

Gus gay? The clues were in the closet.

It is whenever they twist their little necks prior to grilling.

Or Skyler giving water birth at home. Unless I'm misremembering that part?

There's only so much child-safety you can find, when house-hunting on a 1200 dollar budget.

No shit. It means we'll at least be spared your toilet humour.