"She’s going out with John Mayer. I mean, really? How fucking cool are you if you’re letting that guy inside of you?"

FUCKING BRIAN POSEHN delivers this gem with no artifice or parsing of words: "If Linda Perry wrote it—she’s really unattractive—and, if she had Pink sing it—Pink is a man that dresses like a lady sometimes."

Best non-contextualized quote: "Like, he could’ve been a great Nazi, if only Hitler hadn’t ruined everything."

Wu-Tang Clan "Life Changes"

This week's episode of THE FLOP HOUSE (episode #130) their funniest episode EVER.
I'll say it.
Highest benchmarks.

"Life Changes" by Wu-Tang Clan

just… got a little… little something in my eye

"The Work Outing" perfectly follows the Seinfeld model of having several different plotlines that all come together in the end.
Moss turning around to reveal he is the bartender is probably the most perfectly realized joke of the entire run of the show.

"The twist in 'Safe Haven' is that I'm Dan's stomach!"

In her Oscar acceptance speech, I'm sure she did some Carol Burnett ear tug-like subtle action that was a message to Elliott.

With podcasts, there's THE FLOP HOUSE, and then there's everything else.

I guess we're just going to pretend that the fact that Portia de Rossi has surgically mutated her face so much that it's nigh impossible to actually concentrate on the episode.

The Flop House Podcast.