Only problem is, a lot of people say those things don't have that much to do with overpopulation. For example, every person living in America uses up 16 times the stuff and pollutes 16 times more (or something like that) than people in the developing world - so sterilizing one rich American does more than killing off…

Didn't anybody read the damn story? He opened his mouth, and unleashed the mosquitos from the dark rift between this world and the netherworld contained within his bowls - the screams of the fallen where unable to be heard over the yowling of the damned contained within Bill Gates yawning maw - he is Beelzebub - Lord…

They had the "pregnant man" on Larry King a few weeks ago - it looked like they had to re-duct tape Larry's head back on during commercial breaks - all he did was go "so uh, um , uh, man….uh um baaaby?" The whole time he kept an air of confused gravitas, like the demented elderly gentleman who shits himself in an…

That's the rub - Justin Long, in those commercials, seems like a nice, normal guy trying to be cool by being smug - Hodgeman, on the other hand, seems like a demi-good/woodland sprite sent down to this mortal plain to spread whimsy and merriment.

Thank you for that link
"Any expectation that the animal sex would speak to something primitive within the men seemed to be mistaken; neither straights nor gays were stirred by the bonobos."
- The New York Times

@kjohnson - MOM! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON MY COMMENT BOARDS!

Another class of 007 (haw!) For some reason our song at graduation was "Jump Around" - I was sad and lonely at prom (even though this one girl totally would have danced with me)(totally) I was also the graduation speaker, I made fun of graduation speeches, and didn't have the little "high grade golden rope" that meant…

I would like to apoligize for almost everything I just said. Keep me in your prayers children, and may god have mercy on my soul - be god a him or a her, a cosmic force or a multiple-breasted goddess of milk or a white suited black man/black suited white man.

Michelle Williams is in that lil' indie Oregon movie now - Wendy and Lucy. Dick to Wendy and Lucy. umm. I don't know if I am really adding anything here. Debate amongst yourselves. I think I should go to sleep, soon.