I really just want to go read that Rolling Stone Gary Hart story about "video politics"—was Donna Rice involved in his '84 campaign as well?

Got scared there for a second when they cut to Richie & Zak walking on the beach and cutting in on the frisbee players, as I half-expected Cannavale to break into another impromptu version of "BAH-NEE GOOGLE"…

Now Publishing: Number 2, Derek Jetaah. Number 2.
I'm pretty sure DJ is known more for his constistent bat than his "Accomplished ball throwing"…

What if Thor had smashed his hammer into Bad Grandpa's exposed, dangling testicles in 3D? Would that have been enough to get it to a nine-figure opening weekend?

It's been a long time since I heard the PJ Harvey = Mallory from "Family Ties" joke, but dammit, I laughed again. I'll never grow up.

Yeah, I really wish Chalky was there when we were trying to "slim down" our wedding guest list…

Did anybody else laugh when Nucky congratulated Richie on his big wedding announcement?

Yeah, Grand Theft Parsons. The movie wasn't that great, but Michael Shannon's weird beard made me stick it out all the way 'til the end.

Are we not vids? V-E-V-O.

Nice review, but you needed more emphasis on just how sad the Nick storyline was.
The dance contest was held at the local bowling alley/disco club, which fortunately was a short-lived phenomenon of early-80's suburbia. And off course, Seth Rogen as Ken (sporting some bitchin' sideburns he seemed to have copped from…

Statham as he walks into a meeting with McCarthy for the 1st time:
"We're going to need a bigger TRANSPORTER!"

Hey Tommy! HIT ME…I'M WIDE OPEN DOWN THE LEFT SIDELINE!!!!!!!!!!

WHO LOVES THE SUN????

Asshole!!! You're TEARING ME APART!!!
(or at least tearing me a new asshole)…

>>I was so wasted I was a hippie I was a burnout I was a dropout I was out of my head I was a surfer I had a skateboard I was so heavy man, I lived on the strand I was so wasted I was so fucked up I was so messed up I was so screwed up I was out of my head I was so jacked up I was so drunk up I was so knocked out, I…

He'll just have to regroup and RISE ABOVE this setback…

"I'M TALKING ABOUT DRAWING A LINE IN THE SAND!"

You should get together and watch Kelly's Heroes.  Clint is actually likable as a WWII Pvt.  (YOU READ THAT RIGHT…CLINT ACTUALLY PLAYS A PVT.!), and Donald Sutherland seems to be auditioning for his stoner Prof. role in Animal House by playing the only buzzed tank driver in Nazi occupied France.  You can't make this…

I still loathe Cameron Diaz 19 years after I first saw her in "The Mask"…

>>And really, we're not gonna talk about how blatantly Frank's demise resembles Sonny Corleone's?<<