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The third Wachowski sibling that only gets let out of the attic for press photos.

The third Wachowski sibling that only gets let out of the attic for press photos.

If I'm not mistaken, the only scripted show with a black lead on network television is… The Cleveland Show. With a white guy playing a black man. Yeah.

If I'm not mistaken, the only scripted show with a black lead on network television is… The Cleveland Show. With a white guy playing a black man. Yeah.

WRONG! This movie used to scare the absolute piss out of me as a child. Like, nightmares for weeks afterwards. And for some reason we used to watch it very often. I've never had another horror movie experience like it since. Of course, I have no idea whether it still holds up.

WRONG! This movie used to scare the absolute piss out of me as a child. Like, nightmares for weeks afterwards. And for some reason we used to watch it very often. I've never had another horror movie experience like it since. Of course, I have no idea whether it still holds up.

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus  It… actually does sound quite reasonable. Probably should have read more closely.

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus  It… actually does sound quite reasonable. Probably should have read more closely.

I bet Bay was reacting more to the overall dismissal that actors Lebeouf, Megan Fox and now Weaving have said in the media over the last few years than this one specifically. I mean they knew the rules of the game getting in and Fox and Lebeouf definitely would not be the bigtime hollywood stars they are now without

I bet Bay was reacting more to the overall dismissal that actors Lebeouf, Megan Fox and now Weaving have said in the media over the last few years than this one specifically. I mean they knew the rules of the game getting in and Fox and Lebeouf definitely would not be the bigtime hollywood stars they are now without

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.

Confession: Flava Flav is the one thing that precludes me from listening to Public Enemy. Maybe he was enjoyable at shows and stuff but his voice makes it hard for me to take even Chuck D seriously

Confession: Flava Flav is the one thing that precludes me from listening to Public Enemy. Maybe he was enjoyable at shows and stuff but his voice makes it hard for me to take even Chuck D seriously

I think it would be just aces if they had an Indian Scarface. Our badass credibility is just in the toilet. Of course they wouldn't caste an actual Indian in the role so maybe we could get ryan gosling in brown face?

I think it would be just aces if they had an Indian Scarface. Our badass credibility is just in the toilet. Of course they wouldn't caste an actual Indian in the role so maybe we could get ryan gosling in brown face?

One of his (and in general) most underrated movies is THE YARDS. Highly recommended for anyone who wants to go through Harris's movies.

One of his (and in general) most underrated movies is THE YARDS. Highly recommended for anyone who wants to go through Harris's movies.

Looks better than Affleck's silly "white people are awesome" costume party that's coming out this week.

Looks better than Affleck's silly "white people are awesome" costume party that's coming out this week.