Without X-Files, we may never have had Breaking Bad. So Chris Carter gets a lifetime pass simply for his hiring ability, if nothing else.

Without X-Files, we may never have had Breaking Bad. So Chris Carter gets a lifetime pass simply for his hiring ability, if nothing else.

I thought DKR was Nolan's worst made film so far. Just awfully paced and very muddled and plot heavy. The Dark Knight worked for me because the Joker was a highly original character the likes of which we have never seen in a blockbuster, and Hardy couldn't live up to Ledger's magnetism.

I thought DKR was Nolan's worst made film so far. Just awfully paced and very muddled and plot heavy. The Dark Knight worked for me because the Joker was a highly original character the likes of which we have never seen in a blockbuster, and Hardy couldn't live up to Ledger's magnetism.

I love The Killers. There's something about their emptyheaded ponderousness. They're like that kid back in middle school who you felt protective of and was sweet but too dumb to know he was a moron and who kind of disappeared when everyone went to high school.

I love The Killers. There's something about their emptyheaded ponderousness. They're like that kid back in middle school who you felt protective of and was sweet but too dumb to know he was a moron and who kind of disappeared when everyone went to high school.

Max Landis looks kind of like Griffin Dunne. Maybe he becomes a hairier Landis progeny every full moon?

Max Landis looks kind of like Griffin Dunne. Maybe he becomes a hairier Landis progeny every full moon?

What's striking about that sketch is that there isn't a single joke there. Like there's literally nothing to laugh at. There's nothing that even has the cadence of a joke. The fact that it made it to television should hearten every shitty college sketch troupe around the globe.

What's striking about that sketch is that there isn't a single joke there. Like there's literally nothing to laugh at. There's nothing that even has the cadence of a joke. The fact that it made it to television should hearten every shitty college sketch troupe around the globe.

I loved this fucksong and have all of you always.

I loved this fucksong and have all of you always.

Not even close. My birthday fell on Thanksgiving so my party was just my family, none of us really wanting to be there, circled around a pumpkin pie with a few matches stuck in it.

Not even close. My birthday fell on Thanksgiving so my party was just my family, none of us really wanting to be there, circled around a pumpkin pie with a few matches stuck in it.

You guys hurt the Stride guy's feelings! How do you sleep at night?

You guys hurt the Stride guy's feelings! How do you sleep at night?

His pay-per-minute webcam strip show is unfortunately a smashing success.

His pay-per-minute webcam strip show is unfortunately a smashing success.

I don't know, I've seen that commercial about as much as you guys, and it doesn't piss me off that much. In fact I kind of chortled the first time I saw it. What i'm tryin to say is i want to blow the stride guy, alright

I don't know, I've seen that commercial about as much as you guys, and it doesn't piss me off that much. In fact I kind of chortled the first time I saw it. What i'm tryin to say is i want to blow the stride guy, alright