Then again, neither did Bruce Willis.

Give the guy a break, he's been locked in a cave with a couple of lemurs for the past decades, all the while suffering from uncontrollable morning wood.

To be fair, you could vastly improve practically anything by adding a flamethrower or two.

Would you mind awfully not murdering me over the weekend? Monday would be lovely though.

The sapphires are a lie!

Spot on there! As everyone knows, "South Carolina" was introduced as a brand of anal lube in the 50s.

He probably reincarnated into a dolphin, like all Japanese do.

Yes, yes they have.

Well, considering Game of Thrones, you'd half expect every single character to die in some horrific way anyway.

Nothing sets off a Game of Thrones alert like "executions by wildfire".

Granted there aren't too many episodes in which he doesn't lose his shit some way or other. What with all the homicidial mustache twirling villainy and all.

Classic Moses!

Mostly by not watching Homeland and Mentalist. Breaking Bad's about to end anyway, which leaves a nice bit of wriggle room for something less brilliant to squeeze into.

Which in turn would make a great psychological drama, in which Williams continuously pisses off his psychiatrist by making fart jokes.

Basically, yeah. Considering those problems can range from raging depression, a talking teddy bear or rejected love to zombies, dinosaurs and snakes on a plane, I'd reckon 99% of movies involve the problems of the fairly well off.

It is said its apparent poverty Beliez its unheralded beauty.

The Linda Everett Memorial Bench has been commissioned for season 2.

Yes yes, it's all a rich tapestry.

Great little movie indeed!

To which Von Trier will undoubtedly have access.