So fucking wrong.

+1 There is nothing, literally nothing, you have to apologize or feel bad for. If you are still with your boyfriend, and if he still feels like he was violated, you should make it clear that a) you did nothing wrong b) you will make sure he's fully awake for any future sleep fucking and c) he needs to bury any…

Maybe, but the clit is the only sex organ that's only real purpose is pleasure. So somewhere in the evolutionary chain getting off was important to females.

Actually, Chappelle had been doing exactly that. He'd do last-minute announcements of shows at comedy clubs, which would sell-out within minutes. The shows were mostly conversations, not traditional material. Getting tickets meant you had to be an insider or extremely on top of it. I saw him at Cobb's in San Francisco…

Two words: intentional fallacy.

Depending on the person, there might be a lot or a little hair surrounding the area, and that's the source of the hair. I don't think anybody is just wildly licking anything within a square foot. But if these guys are actually complaining about it, as opposed to just saying words, they don't deserve sex.

Encourage your son to maintain female friendships. I probably wouldn't have viewed them as so alien, and romanticized/feared them if I had more female friends.

Yup, 826 Valencia. There are 826 branches in a bunch of other cities now, too. All of them have a different theme (time travel, spies, superheroes, robots).

Yup, 826 Valencia. There are 826 branches in a bunch of other cities now, too. All of them have a different theme (time travel, spies, superheroes, robots).

I volunteer once a week at a tutoring center in San Francisco that has a store at the front that sells books (and pirate supplies). This one post-college kid had just bought David Byrne's new book, and was chatting with the cashier about how he loved DB and how his concert with St. Vincent the night before was…

I volunteer once a week at a tutoring center in San Francisco that has a store at the front that sells books (and pirate supplies). This one post-college kid had just bought David Byrne's new book, and was chatting with the cashier about how he loved DB and how his concert with St. Vincent the night before was…

Really? The "I don't like movies that make me think too much" stuff?

Really? The "I don't like movies that make me think too much" stuff?

Yikes, the Wachowski's have an extremely off-putting attitude about the audiences for their movies. And the disconnect between how deep and thoughtful they think their movies are compared to what they actually produce is hilarious. I like their movies and all, and I've read Derrida and Foucault what what, but their…

Yikes, the Wachowski's have an extremely off-putting attitude about the audiences for their movies. And the disconnect between how deep and thoughtful they think their movies are compared to what they actually produce is hilarious. I like their movies and all, and I've read Derrida and Foucault what what, but their…

Anyone else have the audio cut out on "Proceed to Memory" from the Amazon store?

Anyone else have the audio cut out on "Proceed to Memory" from the Amazon store?

Paul Rudd is the Anna Faris of funny guys.

Paul Rudd is the Anna Faris of funny guys.

Uh, I'm not a fan of "Prospero's Books" either, but Peter Greenaway is a genius on the order of Kubrick in framing shots. He may have shot his wad now, but "The Draughtman's Contract," "The Pillow Book," "Belly of an Architect" (Brian Dennehey, figs, and Xerox machines!), "Drowning By Numbers," and on and on are…