All this reminiscing is making me nostalgic and a little weepy.

Me and Phel: It's like looking in a mirror! Two mirrors, really.

I watch on the left, and I watch on the right.

At the Comment Kiosk at the Mall of America people stand in line waiting for their chance to troll AV Club. Thus, many trolls from one IP address.

Maybe he couldn't see the forest for the trees (on the left!)

Die in a Neuroopthalmologist's office.

Hey Darth Bolt: who cares?

I for one hate squinting.