@ Drunk Napoleon-great synergy!

Oh. THAT knife.

Good point, but all groups have a few flakes. Would you compare all Christians to the Westboro Baptist Church?

You know your assholes.

Where did that come from? I get a lot of PETA literature, and they seem to like pets and pet owners. Just wondering where you read that, and if it actually was from PETA.

To be fair, most of the incidents used to criticize PETA happened in the mid eighties.

Who are you calling Jerky?

Where is Yahoo Serious now? Any word?

They should have Toto too.

"THIS IS MY BOOM STICK!"

Q: What's a Benway?
A: About 160 lbs.

" “First it was supposed to be darker [after footage was edited.]"

I laughed so hard when I read that!
Because, prions.

I don't believe that about Batboy.

"Captain Boomerang!
…
Sorry, I got nothing."

"And remember-we are not at home to Mr. Cockup." -Blackadder II

Nah. Jimmy Carter was just naive and easily taken advantage of.

It was so funny, even I laughed.

"Everything's okay now-my dog has the chain saw!" Best line ever.

How about sharks with frickin' laser beams?