That's communism!

http://www.theonion.com/art…

I liked the dialogue prior to that scene-
"I would never hurt you."
"Yes you would. You just don't know it yet."

Topping from the bottom.

It'll give Anthony Wiener a new hobby.

I feel your pain.

FOO FIGHT!

"Personally, I hold the man blameless for the religion that has been foisted upon him posthumously." _Aleister Crowley

It would be cool if he applied a Dymo label to the hammer that said "Mjolnir."

And your'e definitely getting the rose bushes.

Wearing a tin foil hat will confound the gene trackers.

The Google knows everything. It will tell us what to do.

"Animals could be bred…UND SLAUGHTERED…"

Just to remind everyone-you're still alive when they start to eat you.

"I am woman, hear me roar"

"MAWWIAGE!"

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"

"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!"

"This is so scary, you'll wet your pants!" -Bart Simpson

Don't forget "So, how's that hope and change workin' out for ya?"