There's something to be said for selfish lovers.

Jesus Motherfucking Christ!

Grins sheepishly

Isn't there a rule that says you NEVER open the package?

On a similar note… Air Lingus was founded by two sisters from Ireland, named Connie and Anna.

Right. I'm usually not this clever and witty, so I wanted to make sure I got credit for it.

Anyone who over analyzes linguistics is an anal linguist. (I made that same joke yesterday but no one seemed to see it.)

Firsties! That'd make you number one.

At least they didn't pick Peter Jennings. He's just a common tater.

If you spend too much time analyzing that, people will see you as an anal linguist.

With a new name: "Cockpuncher."

I should have read further down before commenting. Looks like I'm the last one to make this joke.

Hey, I like ABBA.

Or minions.
Wish I had me some minions to do my evil bidding.

I think that was actually "Baba Yaga." Hero's Quest/Quest for Glory, right?

So, what would be a good theme song for the movie "Tusk?"

Daken who?

"Liked," but only because you beat me to making that same comment.

"Ben Hur? I hardly know her!"

Did you ever see the TV movie "Devil Dog, the Hound From Hell?" It came out sometime in the eighties. You can have a lot of fun with that title.