Don't mince words. Say what you really feel.

I think "pwns" is an Internet meme. Damned if I know what it stands for.

Oh yes. Chris Brown is just soooooo special.

Awesomely boring.

He's either talking about Charles Bronson ("Death Wish 1 through 9"), or "Then Came Bronson."

@avclub-a93a879594c13c12a83fd45ab289a022:disqus Hominy grits can you eat?

ecstatic.

Is that a canoe in your pocket, or are you…

More like "Boobarella," amirite?

I hate crime too! Scofflaws are the worst.

Animals could be bred, und SLAUGHTERED…

It's "nicht," Dunderklumpen.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

I blame it on Vegas.

Clitoris Leachman?

I heard they were doing a remake of Lidsville.

Pi!

It was probably hand written and then photoshopped in.

He looks a tad like Don Ameche.