I remember him as the guy I'm insanely jealous of. [wistful sigh] But as long as he makes her happy, I guess . . .

Buttsex, obviously.

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Is that how he got his name?

I'm more interested in The Commish being the new Commish.

Wait a minute, both Sasha and Abraham are the loose cannons that play by their own rules? That's never gonna work. They need to set them up with a straight-laced, buy the book guy only a few days away from retirement.

Sounds like someone's got a case of the sposedas

I believe they're going with the overall explanation of "shut up, nerd!"

While I have high hopes for the new black guy, I think I'll wait to see if he lasts more than a few episodes before I bother learning his name.

So Carter was as good as dead from the get go, right? He was even actually wearing a red shirt.

I would have enjoyed this episode a lot more if my TV didn't keep messing up. I tried adjusting all the settings, but the color kept coming on and off.

So basically, this is sexy Harry Potter? OK, sexyer.

The AV Club

Was there a second crib in Maggie's room? What was that about?

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No, this is modern Simpsons in a nutshell: "Help, I'm trapped in a nutshell! How did I get in this nutshell?"

You can't say they never tried

But does she have moxie and a nice set of gams?

OK, let's stop the insanity.

It also had Scut Farkus from A Christmas Story.