Men will want to have sex with you, and we like to make them think they can.

I'm pretty sure that's how the Block and Tackle feature came to be.

Most people just remember the theme song. Or at least George Costanza's answering machine version of it.

Dump truck with money, etc, etc

Generally, I was that guy.

Could this joke be more inappropriate?

Not to mention the Super Mario Bros movie: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Well, they did have this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

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They should do an updated version where the closing narration says that Vern loses a bunch of weight and marries a supermodel.

Aw Hell Naw!

So this is basically and ode to negging?

I still love Colbert's logical takedown of the song: "If she's beautiful because she doesn't know she's beautiful, but you're now telling her she is beautiful, would her knowing that make her no longer beautiful? And if she realizes that, and thus no longer thinks she's beautiful, does that again make her beautiful?"

You think he would have at least mentioned Drive Shaft.

Fair enough. I guess "undead hordes cause mild inconvenience" doesn't make for a very interesting story.

The guy from Veronica Mars?

This is really a stealth reboot of "What's Happening"

World War Z (the book) is pretty much like that. As is Land of the Dead, to some extent.

I'd say it's pretty obviously the hapless drug addict that keeps getting into trouble.

Have you seen Empire? Apparently, he's playing someone named J-Poppa, who is apparently “a handsome, easy-going guy.” He’ll be an assistant to Terrence Howard’s Lucious Lyon, and he’ll be a love interest for Becky, the character played by Gabourey Sidibe.