Not to mention all the time he spends populating the entire Indian sub-continent.

At this rate, it's only a matter of time before all of us are cast as one of Mindy's potential love interests.

Did anyone else notice that the fake E(vil) Corp commercial was almost indistinguishable from the new Windows 10 commercial? But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

I'm almost embarassed to admit that I was half expecting Elliot to open the trunk and find Shayla alive and perfectly fine. "Oh, hey, thanks Elliot, it was starting to get cramped in there"

[rescued miner emerges to find wife and mistress fighting]
"Um, I think I left something back in the mine."

Hey, we don't use the I-word around here.

No, it's from the porno from Sun Doobiest.

Maybe Bill should just go ahead and put out an "If I Did Comitt Sexual Assault" book.

They couldn't even give a FXX.

Waddya mean this show is funny?! Is it here to make you laugh, to fuckin' amuse you?!

Nothing with Frank Renolds as The Penguin?

He breached his way into the steel mountain of your heart.

It's actually Elliot that's a figment of everyone else's imagination. Also, he's a ghost or something.

It was the actor's barely concealed devastation that really sold it. Good goddamn that was harsh.

Back in my call center days, I've been on the receiving end of more or less the same verbal beatdown that Bill got on more than one ocassion. It didn't bother me that much though, since I'm always pleased to transfer to a supervisor. All that means to me is that I don't have to deal with your bullshit anymore.

You mean the golfer, or the kid that played Sam Weir?

I guess it's one of those things where it's hard to draw the line between addiction and enjoying something enjoyable. But if you feel compelled to sex everyone you come across, even to the detriment of your other relationships, and you have difficulty controlling your impulses, then it seems that "addiction" would be…

But isn't it supposed to be "I'll be in MY-" oh, I see what you did there.

You know she doesn't have any artificial sweeteners.

I'm surprised she didn't appear in the alien sex-monster article.