Considering this episode also has Zoidberg's house burn down underwater, they're clearly not taking science too seriously

"Their desire to keep living shows me no respect"

Yeah, but would you really want a Krispy Kreme donut soaked in ocean water?

I love how angry the professor is at his boredom

Yes, but has Cary Grant ever done a rap song with dancing aliens?

Someone here once described her as looking like a high-maintenance Gillian Jacobs, which I feel is fairly accurate

Gee, I wonder why not.

Its enough to get me excited to see her as Harley Quinn

Per IMDB: "To produce the desired drugged-out effect for his role as the drug addict in the police station, Charlie Sheen stayed awake for more than 48 hours before the scene was shot."

So, am I the only one who finds Weird Ashley incredibly attractive?

Great Job, Internet!
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker

"Other names that were considered by Durst included Gimp Disco, Split Dickslit, Bitch Piglet, and Blood Fart"

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She's basically this show's equivalent of Hector Salamanca

They could at least give us some space turtle.

So is this Eduardo Sanchez Kenny Powers' dad, or the guy that co-directed the Blair Witch Project?

Also, wasn't Sarah Hyland one of the people that got hacked? Although all the nudes did have her face in them, so they're unverifiable. Is what I have been told by the people who look at such things.

C'mon Claire, you're supposed to title the file with your porn in it as "boring work stuff" not the other way around.

Sorry, Modern Family, I can't afford a Macbook after you made me buy that vacation to Australia last year.

Is it weird that I immediately recognized him, even from across the room and behind frosted glass?