Yep. Because 60's men, especially the sexy self centered ones, were widely known for their excellent foreplay skills. (Also, if you're messing around with Don Draper, why in god's name would you bang his finger instead of going for the genuine article?)

I thought I learned everything I needed to know about Portland from going to college with its emigres, who are physically incapable of shutting the fuck up about it.

NO, NO, IT'S NOT

새해 복 많이 받으세요 to you too!
(it's not only CHINESE new year)

In soviet russia, mother fucks you.

We have a nose for this sort of thing.

Lord, what a crock that was. If there's footage of Dane and Patrice hanging out, I want to see it.

OOHOOH INDEED let's!

Further proof that Dane's issues with relationships extend beyond hate-fucking women he resents to distract from his own self loathing:

Because that's the most important thing to remember about making laws:

ehhh, is part of your job to intentionally seek out any and all attention you can get on the internet/anywhere else? Because few things scream "look at/listen to me" like bumping performers to stand on a stage with a spotlight on you in a crowded club.

I'm not a big fan of his by any stretch, but Bobby Lee is far from a nobody.

"She needs to lose 30 pounds or gain 60. Anything in between has no place in television." —Jack Donaghy

I'm just sayin', It's a good thing we've got a big strong man like Judd Apatow around to protect us.

I miss the 90's when white "latina" singers actually had to be latina.

For the record, I don't espouse O'Neal's philosophies on gender, and while my own understanding of modern gender relations is more similar to your own (though, as a card carrying lefty vagina haver, I think that our current understanding of "tolerance" permits a lot of bad behavior on many sides and frequently…

Dude had serious, serious issues with women.

Fair. But he's a 'Sconnie!

Misogynist= hating women. 
Patrice O'Neal= did not believe women and men were equal.
Patrice O'Neal= not a feminist, had some issues with women
Patrice O'Neal ≠ misogynist.

That's wildly untrue. Good music does just come out of Minneapolis, but the the funky ethnic stuff melting all together (and keeping things relatively harmonious) is obviously a major factor in all of that.