Hearing/ seeing The Chicken Dance. I used to work catering and that makes me cringe every time.

In my circle of friends I have non-ironic fans of the Eagles, Hanson, whippets, Amber Diceless Roleplaying, Bud Light Ice, Barb Wire, and the String Cheese Incident. And that's fine, taste is taste. But I do have a line: serious fans of the Olive Garden. I have some in my extended family, and I still love them - I do.…

If you are going to go Bon Scott era, I vote Jailbreak.

T Rex, Rip Off

I was reading Fool by Christopher Moore in a roadside breakfast place, and this kid from the next table got my attention and told me that he had also read that book, along with all the other Moore comic novels I said something like, cool keep reading its the best thing. They paid and made to leave, but before they did…

I watched Seven Psychopaths on Saturday night . . . and fell in love. At one point, my wife said "You do know we must own this movie, right?" and it was like she had read the words on my heart.

Doozer Constructions from Fraggle Rock (I always imagined them tasting like hard cherry candy), Thunderburgers from Lizard Music by D. Manus Pinkwater, Gunslinger Burritos, Flegix from Alan Mendelsohn Boy From Mars.