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Starcrash deserves a much higher rating. The movie has just the right amount of B-movie schlock (I like how, as Jonah points out, the mine set is just the spaceship interior with black paint) that it would be funny to watch even without the commentary.

It hits the usual demographic because we here spend our free time sitting around in our underpants.

Trump's rabid fanbase might turn on them. Then again, if those people have stuck with President Pussygrabber up until now, they'll probably be fine with anything the GOP does.

I can't stand to watch anything involving eye trauma. That infamous splinter scene from Zombi 2 will haunt my nightmares forever.

I liked a lot of the Mars Volta's guitar wankery but you're right about that.

"There is virtually nothing Trump could do that those who do not support him would find acceptable"

Which song has that "state your preference" chorus?

I see what you mean about the lyrics.

Nothing about this album sounds remotely emo, even in the loosest "My Chemical Romance"-sense of the word, and I like emo acts. I don't particularly like this album—I agree that Jim Ward's absence leaves a hole in the band's sound that Keeley Davis can't fill—but that part of the review just confused me.

That's enough Internet for you today, Werner Herzog.

Little known fact: The writers of the 2nd Amendment were not worried about another invasion by the British, but by Martians.

OK, you got me there.

I've only gotten up to Avalanche so far, but I think Cry Wilderness might be one of the worst films they've ever watched. It has no redeeming value whatsoever.

It's about ethics in pest extermination.

I started to watch 'Time Travelers' but was already bored in the first five minutes so I've moved onto 'Avalanche.' Does Time Travelers get better? Is it worth seeing through to the end?

Can someone explain that one to me?

There were a few noticeable duds (Anything topical involving Iphones or Twitter made me groan) but I thought things really
picked up around the time of the
first Reptilicus fight (The 'duck duck goose ' joke was one of my favorites) That said, the second episode is much better and the joke pacing feels more natural.

What were everyone's favorite riffs from Reptilicus? I really loved the whole thermometer sequence

He might view his family as being special or better than others because of the familial bond he has with them. Who knows. I've come across people on the Internet who insist they're not racist because they " don't hate all black people, just n***rs". That's all I have to say about that.