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That's a damn shame.

"Blackjack, which had Dolph Lundgren as an assassin who’s afraid of the color white. (It ends with a fight at a milk-processing plant.)"

What it is with all of these "origin" stories? Was it The Wolverine that started this trend?

Well, it was nice living.

Certainly more accurate than ”chocolates”

”I am normal”

My favorite is probably IT but I could see someone not used to King's style getting bored really fast.

Not sure if I'd call it his best overall, but I think Salem's Lot is a good place to start. It's on the shorter side (by which I mean 500 pages).

A show that ran on for far longer than necessary? Yeah, that does does like something the Simpsons would do.

"“Slamma Jamma isn’t the worst movie ever made about basketball. It’s actual[ly] decent, inspirational filmmaking”- The AV Club

Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
I need to have this tumor removed but my plan won't cover it

I wish this show would do more to show us Matt's powers. Since we never get a sense of what he's experiencing during a fight, he's no different from a regular guy that is amazing at kung-fu. I'm imagining something similar to the way the RDJ Sherlock movies show Sherlock's thought process.

Read them all so you can complain, "Well, these weren't as good as the first" and be right.

I'd like to imagine that when he's high he wonders if his Professor X powers are real and tests them out.

It could be that some of the former Obama voters sat this election out because they didn't like Hillary (the Bernie or bust crowd seemed to be larger than anticpated) giving the Trump supporters the majority vote. Just a theory.

Yes. Her superpower is bad autotune

Oh, gotcha.

Will you give me some crack if I do?

I' still confused about why all the mutants vanished. I understand the throwaway line about "the incident in Westchester" but it leaves a lot unanswered.