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He's mailing 1 ton of Trump mouths? How does that work?

Look, it's either this or a story about Trump eating steak.

This is a very minor criticism, but I really didn't like the actor playing the brother. He came off way too strong and outwardly creepy. Also why was he the only one with a New York accent?

It's hard to live without a brain too, but Hannity seems to be doing just fine.

Both of these new tracks just sound like B-sides from the Antemasque album.

Lewis would no doubt prepare for the role by surgically attaching adamantium to his skeleton.

This is completely off-topic but what happened to Undercover 2017?Was a set list already released?

Oh, yeah. I was a bit let down by that twist since it seemed pretty obvious early on from the dialogue.

No tentacles, but lots of eels.

Like the review says, there are plenty of fantastic visuals and the film had enough bizarre elements (Carnivorous eels!) to keep me entertained. That being said, at over 120 minutes it overstays its welcome a bit. There were several scenes that seemed like unnecessary repeats of previous ones.

Like what? Not trying to be snarky. I'm actually interested.

Is it a sausage pizza or a clam pizza?

"It's not as shocking or unique seeing weird crap on coming out of your TV or internet as it was back in 2004. "

Just watched this today.
I knew I was in for a treat when the film established the setting by announcing ”Welcome to Boston Airport”

"The spring-loaded “Modern Act” resembles Archers Of Loaf."

They need to bring Steve Albini back for production. I know he has a notoriously hands-off style but somehow he has what it takes to bring out their energy.

I agreed with the Pitchfork review that this album is missing the sense of humor. I'm thinking of things like the lyrics to "Heart Sweats"

That's the look she's giving the American voter for making her go through this shit.

What about Firefly??!

It felt like watching a bad fan film.