I'm also wondering why Hopper thought he could trust the agency to keep their word. Who's to say the agents wouldn't have shot all the kid when they found Eleven?

Well, it was already clear that this movie is DC's effort to copy Guardians

Why didn't Hopper use any of the information he learned from Nancy and Jonathan? They've been the the Upside Down. They know that blood lures the monster and that they'll be able to access the portal when it comes. But instead he stupidly wanders into the facility yet again.

I'm only mildly indifferent to Elizabeth Banks. Can I stay in the tent?

I'm not really sure what the problem is here. For years now the Democrats have been accused of being anti-soldier, "pinko commie" America haters. This time they worked hard to fight that image and, given the response to Khizr Khan's speech, it seems they were pretty successful.

Counterpoint: 80's hair metal

That explains why Don Lemon was wearing JNCOs.

We're talking about "Double Dong", right?

"I understand Sanders supporters not wanting to be characterized as stubborn and childish."

Under what circumstances does someone almost drown a baby?

Actually, that's right. The guy is the boss at a mannequin factory. The writers seem to have come up with this just so that later one of the characters can wander through a dark basement filled with creepy, broken manequins

Is the server at Breitbart down or something?

"We ban drunks from driving because they’re a danger to others. Isn’t it time we did the same to trolls?" - Milo Yiannopolous

That sounds like every episode.

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Warning: Prolonged exposure of neck to computer screen may result in throat cancer

No, it's the gritty reboot.

So what ever happened to that "Captain America is actually a Nazi" plot?

All I remember about this show is that the Boogeyman character traumatized me deeply.

I thought maybeyou catch one and then level it up while using it to fight other wild ones. That would be a lot of fun