So you don't actually fight the Pokemon, right? You just throw a ball and hope you catch it?

"There was a shitty GJI article about it"

Of the 20 or so he's released so far, it's been hit or miss for me. Cryptomnesia was pretty great, but that album benefited from Cedric singing and Zach Hill on drums.

I found a Snorlax at a Trump rally!
Oh wait, it's just Chris Christie.

What's weird is that I remember seeing stills (like the image above) back in 2013 and then hearing nothing after that until reviews showed up online last week. Also Wikipedia says it was finished in 2014.

Luckily my boss is Brett Ratner

Judging from the tits on the Pink Ranger's suit, it'll probably be more like Batman & Robin. I expect some Red Ranger nipple shots.

This man sure knows his ungulates.

"The End Complete III* would be perfect closing number to Coheed and Cambria:s album No World For Tomorrow. Unfortunately, it's then followed by the two worst songs they ever wrote. I deleted the last 2 from my library on Itunes and have barely even noticed their absence.

If you find yourself quoting a Batman movie to explain your political philosophy ,you may want to rethink some things.

1) Avoid parking fees
2) Steal from Best Buy
3) Rape

Mind if I take a bite?

Honestly surprised Trump hasn't promised to make The Purge real yet.

That weird version of "Bad Moon Rising" is pretty great, but then again that works because the original lyrics are actually creepy when you think about it.

As the review notes, the details of world building were interesting. But the wooden performances and uncanny CGI were hard to ignore. C+ seems fair

His campaign announcement speech contained a bit about how Hispanic immigrants are flooding America en masse to commit rape. I think it was only a month later that he unveils his "Ban Muslims" plan. The economic rhetoric almost seems like an afterthought.

* stares wistfully at turtleemily for two hours*

Danny Devito cooks it and then soaks it in rum

Is that because your superpower is premature ejaculation?

Not really sure how The Killers fit into this. They always seemed more like a straight synth-pop band (wearing The Cure and Duran Duran on their sleeves)