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"The most prominent female character's superpower is (I shit you not) that everyone who sees her wants to fuck her; her ability is the male gaze. "

The typical South Park "lesson" is that both camps are wrong because caring about things is apparently stupid.

Alien Jesus wondered why Uncle Ted hadn't been invited to any family gatherings since and put two and two together.

It's theoretically possible, sure. But realistically, the situation seems hopeless to me.

I wish I could share in your optimism.

Luckily Scotland's constitution didn't have an amendment granting people the right to own killing machines.

Unfortunately I'm sure we'll still be saying this 20, 30 and 50 years from now.

”Wrong time, wrong place”

Just came back from seeing this. I agree, the Crooked Man aspect was pretty weak. But the scene at the Warrens' house where the nun character appears was thoroughly creepy

I'm still not sure why they need 4 guitarists. I can usually pick out 3 distinct melodies but the fourth always seems buried

"…arguing that Jace had only meant to “hurt“ his wife when he shot her three times in front of their two sons"

There were a lot of stupid mistakes on both sides. That's what made it feel real to me.

"Diarrhea…. never sits easy no matter how… one… doubles down on pushing" - Chris Mincher

Silent Hill was decent. But I could only be thinking that because every other adaptation was so abysmal.

"This is clearly intended as warm weather music. While the lyrics and melodies from tracks like “What’s My Age Again?” and “Built This Pool” have been retained, the arrangements have been given a major overhaul. The songs now chug along at a relaxed, reggae-ish tempo, with a steel drum prominent in the mix."

The Anne Frank bit was definitely aimed at Bieber.

All I see on my newsfeed these days is clickbait bullshit.

Still too soon.

Reading this on my phone, I laughed out loud at this and now everyone around me thinks I'm crazy.

No, it's a Thom Yorke biopic.