Which of the characters will be turned into a computer hacker?

Clickhole is pretty great.

Any dick would look massive when held in such tiny hands

What about John Oliver?

But all this media attention is just making Trump look good.

Even if he loses, I don't want to live in this country anymore. The fact that someone like him can get more than 2% of the vote means that America is screwed either way. It's not like his supporters are suddenly going away.

Not Dawes? Surely their sweet, timeless Laurel Canyon sound will live on.

" It turns out that the most authentically angry thing about Red is his unspoken but clear isolationist streak and mistrust of immigrants."

When a weiner rises, it must eventually fall.

I wish I were dead.

Could we try limiting ourselves to just ONE ironic pop song?

I was expecting to find some naked old guy hidden in Nathan's picture.

King reportedly did change the ending for the screenplay.

This Twitter feed that makes up eerily-realistic Trump quotes is pretty great too

Ha ha! Great idea, Burl!

It reminds me of those wavy tube men at used car dealerships.

What does this article have to do with Donald Trump?

He would be perfect for a live-action Barbie movie

I Have No Chill And I Must Scream

I'm still looking forward to seeing this. All of the footage I've seen has given it a great Silent Hill-vibe.