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The script was written by someone named Jim Coen.

At first I was thinking of Gran Torino and became very, very confused.

Name one

7. People still remember it a year after it comes out

Go to your room and think about what you've done, Internet.

The headache-inducing dubstep was a nice touch

NO INCEST PLEASE

If only it had been the same for Hoobastank

I already had completely forgotten that that even happened.

So exactly how many Morrissey songs are featured on the soundtrack?

Will they also charge him for stealing the "Under Pressure" bassline?

Or since the guy from You Say Party We Say Die died onstage.

I am the table > I am the walrus

The whole January-February season is in general, pretty grim. We also have such soon-to-be-classic films like Mordecai and Seventh Son to enjoy.

I'm ready to let someone else take the seat. Stewart had a good run but recently I feel like his schtick has gotten a bit tiring in recent years.

Maybe Patrick Stewart as a really old Wolverine?

This was pretty painful to say the least. Those two tracks really don't even sync up that well.

Green Day should be considered serial offenders at this point.

One that comes to mind is this image of a severed head in a microwave. I can't remember the name of the movie or if I ever got around to seeing it.

Man-Thing? Sounds Lionsgate is sitting on a gold mine.