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Not Jackie Chan
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Oh come on, ANOTHER Lithuanian lesbian movie?

The Cookie Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Will there be pratfalls?

They just did Green Day last year though

Semisonic - Closing Time

The Cardigans - Lovefool

Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight Tonight

Seconded

He used to look like the one on the far right but now looks like the one on the left

The story involves a bad guy who wants to destroy the world because that's what bad guys do. Then Paul Rudd almost doesn't defeat him but then he does. Also we get to see more shiny MacGuffins.

Well let's see, last night I watched 20 minutes of Guardians of the Galaxy before getting bored and stopping.

Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher was pretty bad.

Exactly how much semen does an atomic bomb normally contain?

Well, GNI, you did OK this time.

Wonka sound dark enough, but it better be gritty, too.

A top-notch photoshop job from the AV Club as always.

So…normal Katy Perry?

Nolan, by far. I never want to hear or read another "in-depth analysis" of Inception as long as I live.

So Martin Short is still alive after all, huh.

Did you ever hear back?