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One of my favorite lines from Prince of Space: "Is his watch right? We may never know"

I don't watch much TV but I have been following this show religiously since it aired. I've tried to keep up with every single episode, but I might have missed a few here or there. I'm sure Colbert will keep doing great stuff over at NBC but I'll be sad to see this show go.

You'll have to wait in line 2 years for every ride

At The Drive-In's "Invalid Litter Department"

I really adore the lyrics to "1979" but generally, yeah that's a weird point to pick on

People tell me I'm white and I believe them because I read AV Club.

I really liked the self-titled Antemasque LP, from Cedric and Omar of The Mars Volta. But I really haven't heard any buzz since it was released so I might be alone on that one.

Maybe the human resistance should just give up at this point. You gave it a good try, guys.

I frequently hear, as a running joke, that this was the main reason behind the recent Garfield-led Spiderman franchise. Is there no truth to that?

I'd really like to know what he was planning for that Kanye video. Hopefully it involved Ray Wise and lots of fake blood.

"My underwear was only mildly stained. Thumbs down" - Roger Ebert

Fair point.

I'm gonna need an explanation for this one.

This reminds me of Delgo. That's not good.

From the trailer, the special effects look pretty awful, like slightly above Asylum levels.

The ending was kind of a downer though.

I'm still baffled at the massive popularity of this. I mean, I think it's funny, but I guess I thought this type of humor was a lot more niche.

Oh god, I only saw the Buzzfeed article. Are you telling me there are more?

I'm surprised The Asylum didn't already make this last February

Hey, I just thought you should know that you seem to have posted a picture of Crispin Glover by mistake.