Should have waited another 6 days to post this.

Nothing says "good drinking buddy" like a reformed alcoholic

The Colbert Report has been my favorite show for many years. I don't think I've missed a single episode and I'll be sad to see it go. I guess it's what he wants though

Conan had a bear that constantly jerks off. I'm sure Colbert will be fine

*Slide whistle*

NOT THE B'S!!! AAARRRGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES ARRGUGGH

Those numbers aren't binding, are they? I swear I read that one of the or some other recent actor had signed a 9-picture deal with Marvel, which sounds ridiculous

I feel like that would be a step down for him. His current schtick would not fly over well with that audience

A roast chicken wearing a tie. Paul Schaffer can stay around and provide witty banter

You might not be able to sleep afterwards anyway

These are the same people who complain about White History Month arent they?

I was more bothered by 'ghetto sounding'

Andy Falkous's was hilarious. Really they should just give him a weekly column to rant about things

Just yesterday someone here was extolling the virtues of a band called Diarrhea Planet

And will Tommy Chong try to sell a wide variety of pussy?

Bowling For Soup, whose song 1985 was originally by SR-71

It's really easy to make a bad one, more than other genres. Same goes for SF

No man ass? Where are the gimp outfits?

For a second there I thought they were back together, but I suppose a 3rd reunion would be impossible anyway. If this new song is the one I saw them play in 2009 then its pretty good

Semisonic - Closing Time