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Already covered last year

I was thinking of suggesting this too.Good choice

Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet with butterfly wings

Gilliam's other idea involved a giant foot that comes down from the sky and squashes Manhattan

Forrest Gump causes 9/11

Pretty much all of these would make great band names.

* Quaid wakes up startled from long nap*

Had Wahlburger's once, it was pretty dull. Not terrible, but not good. I suppose it gets all the business from name recognition

Tokyo and major cities definitely get a lot more varieties than small towns, but you can usually find special ones at any sort of train station or gift shop

If Moriarty actually returns I will be really disappointed. Hopefully Gatiss and Moffat aren't such lazy writers that they need to recycle the same characters

Seems like it's been a while since we've had that big red NO, hasn't it?

Maybe one of their penis socks will fall off

NO COMEDY PLEASE

I only managed to see the first one but I was pretty pleased.

I'm most excited for Planet of the Apes, X-Men and Cloud Nothings. I'm sure something else will come up I've forgotten or surprise me

Great, now all of us other goofy white guys need to step up our game

Fantastic.

They should definitely use Doomsday at some point, if not in the inevitable third movie.

I have a similar story except it was a Tumblr fan-fiction where they all boned.