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As long as we get another Ghost Christmas, I'll be happy.

If the Internet has taught me anything (besides what "vajazzling" is), it's that there is nothing so obscure or esoteric that an online community cannot be formed around its appreciation.

Something Awful did a whole write-up on that site. Read at your own risk

She definitely oversings as Steve puts it, but you have to admit that she has some serious pipes.

Yes. Except for porn. There are never enough porn sites.

"What, Steven, no comment on the song’s title, the least-subtle boy-band double entendre since “I Want It That Way"

The singing is way too good to be Perry.

There's already been an entry for Sonatine.

It's not just that he did it. It's that he appears to be an unrepentant little shit about it.

"There's a NEW Mexico?"

I'm still not sure how anyone is going to make a film adaptation of Blood Meridian. It's quite possible to cut down on the over-the-top violence and still make the violence effective (American Psycho would never have been made if it were faithful to the book), but the story itself doesn't have much of a narrative

But for a second I thought it was Jessie J because they both have the exact same haircut.

I think it's the band Sleigh Bells

"Duma Key" honestly made me wonder if King was going senile.

I think the fact that Blink fans generally hate the band's most mature and solid release says a lot about Blink 182.

I've never heard that interview before. Thanks for posting.

I won't go so far as to say "better" but they definitely rival ATDI's best material.

That song is one of my favorite guest collaborations ever.

His head is being kept alive in a jar.

This is one of the funniest Onion articles I've read in a long time.