I've come to expect nothing but well articulated, valid arguments from Shit McFuckenstein

Sunny Day Real Estate
unsure whether to mention them. I saw them on one of their first shows of this recent revival in September of 2009 and they were terrific…but it's been almost two years since then and there's been no news about any of the new material they were supposedly writing so I can't judge whether this…

I was initially turned off by all the promotional materials for The Social Network, from the initial teaser trailer that looked like something a high-schooler made with Powerpoint to the incredibly dramatic full one where "Creep" was playing over the footage. It didn't end up completely defying my expectations but it…

movies are for people who have such base morals that their only way to explore the human condition is through and asinine experience of fictional people.

t's no wonder so many young monsters end up working unpaid monster internships with no hope of advancement
In other news, our office needs some interns in Chicggo. Come work for us!

What's the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

I'm particularly fond of the Family Circus set to quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche

How insensitive
to make light of radioactive disasters in a cartoon! This, on the other hand…

He'll eat a Chinese corpse but then be hungry an hour later.

What was so wrong with From Hell? I didn't really have any impressions of it, which might speak to its mediocrity but there was nothing was about that made me think "This is awful."

My word of the day is "nipples". I should have bought a better calendar.

I Google The Word "Micturate"

The computer in "I Have Mouth And I Must Scream" must have been an autobiographical element…Ellison seems to be consumed with hate and hating things and he never has anything pleasant to say.

or visualing poo.

*looks at a map*

"I want some light reading."
"How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

That was not a good opinion.

I remember an interview with maybe EW where Jackson was griping about the fact that Star Wars was PG-13 and so he couldn't shout "Motherfucker". He really is indistinguishable from his character as an actor

is he? Last time I checked was five minutes ago but better go look again.

Hey Aresenio, you're looking a lot sharper than usual. New haircut?