also Larry King is a main contributor to the type of mindless drivel that Stewart so often goes after in the news media. I really want to believe this is just a rumor

Calla*..dunno how the d snuck in there

I just grabbed my copy of Wolves of Callda to check and yeah, you're right. Someone packed them Keebler cookies. I suppose this new book will reveal the identity of this mysterious lunch-packer. I'm cautiously optimistic as always

How much smurf Katy Perry?

Universal also McNuggeted (can we make it a verb?) Hulk with "The Incredible Hull" 6 six years later. And I don't really think of it a sequel as much as an attempt to pretend the first one never happened.

I do feel like he's been playing an old guy for his entire life though.

No sorry they're actually going to be filming in downtown Phildadelphia and maybe prop up some palm trees here and there.

oops, confusing my Joe Don Baker roles here.

You better ruUUun!
Or he'll steal your lunch!
You better hiIIDE!
Your luUUunch!

agreed that Mr. Vengeance was more solid.

@Badass Badlan

and Rock Hudsonwas the epitome of heterosexuality, yep.

Pray tell, what's so wrong with "Batman Begins"?

agh

but a Tarantin-helmed Blood Meridian would be hilarious. I can't wait for the scene where the gang is massacred by an Apache army while Motown blasts in the background

It's 'Todd Field'

Dictionary.com says it can also mean "otherworldly" or " whimsical" which seems to be what the writer was going for

Yes.

also there's a scene where a car is exploding but Cage keeps walking because tough guy's aren't phased by enormous fireballs.

NO!! Not A C!
AAGH NOT A C! IT'S IN MY EYES AAARRGHH!