The unmitigated hatred unleashed by this article makes me enjoy it more and more

oops, "is better" *

my vote
I was hard-pressed to think of an example, but I'm going to go with "Cotopaxi" off The Mars Volta's Octahedron. The song retains a lot of the punk aggression of Bedlam without adding a lot of stupid sound effects which is a step-up, but it seems like a real interruption listening to every song before and after…

No one will read this but…Trey and Matt are apparently debuting one about Mormonism very soon

seems like a job for Terry Gilliam

It's like that guy who "wrote" the Entertainment columns for The Onion

I liked the part
where they said "Christmas"

does Community not count?

It sucks because it tries so hard to show Palin as a crusader for "heartland America" when every episode shows she's anything but.

suicide by cake
How does that work? Don't make me vaguely interested in watching an episode of this show.

praise for Julie Taymor's Spider-Man: The Musical
"It's a Rube Goldbergian deathtrap powered by hubris! Bring the whole family!" - Sean O'Neal, AV Club

yes, it's the newest from Werner Herzog, about the Sisyphean tribulations suffered during the filming of "Megashark vs. Giant Octopus"

Her every appearance on the Daily Show is excruciating. I know everyone there is reading from a card or memorizing but at least make an effort not to show it.

Let's get Ahmadinejad on the phone, make a trade

Huey's too black for me.

"this teen sex video compilation"
PTC member: I compiled this for research, yes…I must watch it over and over to fully comprehend its gravity, alone in a locked room.

because why not
"I went to a cookware demonstration in a friend's dorm, looking for free food, and by the end of the night I'd spent almost $200 on pots and pans."

I'm sold! I want it on my desk by Tuesday morning.

I like to throw it around casually, like "Oh man, talk about being borne of John Milius's ballsack…"

I've only seen Swardson's TV show, but maybe that isn't an indication of his stand-up. The show is terrible because he goes out of his way to point out the joke in every single sketch multiple times.