I'm just frustrated with it as an indication of how backwards our sensibilities are in this country…like I went to see Inglorious Basterds and there were people with little kids in the audience. At one point, Brad Pitt's character carves a swastika into a man's forehead slowly. I wondered if the parents would have…

Yeah, regardless, using Brian the dog as a narrator to frame your piece and then writing "four paws up" shows you are utterly insane.

I can't think of an "alt" comic who would defend Dane Cook.

then it ends with

Um, this is how the review starts

Pierce & Shalit At The Movies

and yeah, Vitamin C was much later…maybe '99 or so.

Sunny Day Real Estate? I didn't think they ever got a single hit. Was "Seven" really that popular?

the comments page is being "wonky" for me, although it always has been.

goddamit.

GODDAMIT.

Favreau gives up first
apparently

Oh come on it's not that—New York Times you say? Shit, yeah that's pretty old then.

Need to straighten your priorities out, man.

"eating the Queen's dried up cooter"

Ah, c'mon! everyone loves Ol' Gil, right? Yah-dah-dah, yadda dah! Oh, it's hopeless..

there are chicks on the AV Club?

or a movie where the main character is a stripper

I'm picturing Larry coming home late one night, turning on the lights to find Dahmer in bed, balls deep in a corpse

Requiem For a Dream
looked like those dudes (probably Republicans) were having a grand old time