I can't fathom what is the right thing to say in this circumstance.

He does not seem to have the emotional intelligence necessary to be either a good husband or a good father.

"Okay then. Your hilariously ironic lack of self-awareness is bordering Dick Cheney/Tobias Funke levels. And the way you seem to constantly miss the forest for the trees, I'm guessing you're "on the spectrum.""

It was the kind of plotting that makes sense if you don't think about it too hard. Then you throw a couple of teenage girls into the mix and it provides an easy answer for those looking for one.