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At least other clickbait sites have the decency to tell me that I might learn about 10 things I missed in the Batman v. Superman trailer.

I really hope Superstore is nothing but a half hour of jokes about Giant Boxes. Like comically oversized cardboard boxes.

"My name is Barry Allen. I have the fastest hands alive."

Chevy Chase's "character" was the lovable lug who we want to see succeed. The Ed Helms "character" is that of the pompous dickbag who want to see get hurt more than fail. More foil, than villain. The type of generic corporate blandness you hate and when you watch them in a meeting, they just come across as fraudulent.

*shudder* Ed Helms

I can't blame them for canceling The Bridge. Season 2 didn't do it for me. It felt like it was struggling to kill time, a lot of the time. It's a much better show on every level to be sure, but Season 2 … The best way I can describe it is that Season 2 would have been an amazing six or seven-episode season, but it was

I liked watching Season 1 to mock it (it was some truly bad television). But I don't care enough to jump in for S2.

I would have much rather have an obscure line from an obscure play (though knowing Gotham, it would be "It's like your father always said 'To Be Or Not To Be,' Mr. Wayne.")

Something that bothered me today about the finale, and it's not even a complaint, but it's something I would have liked to see.

I do have to give the actress credit for one move. There's a little moment when she cozies up to Fish by rubbing her head against her in the way a cat would. Yes, it's very weird. But I wonder if that was a director thing or the actress' move.

It worked for The Wire. I'm sorry about that.

Make Your Own Kind of Music…The Music Meister! Of course!

Did you check the rooftops? I'd always check the rooftops.

I will give Morena credit for being the only actor on the show with some positive energy. The villains were fun, but she was the only one who seemed to have hope for Gotham. Big G just had a chip on his shoulder.

There's two possible reasons for the
water death

Now that all is said and done, I think Gotham's biggest failing is that it lacks a decent main character yet is too…incompetent to be a successful ensemble. Bruce is too young, Penguin's too crazy, Nygma's too secondary, and Gordon's really not all that much different from the cops he claims he's trying to stop. His

A) That was from the final season of Dexter. It was a highlight.
B) I just copied/pasted the link.

And it's not like they used those 22 episodes effectively at all. Remember when it was supposed to be about the search for the Waynes' murderer? It's like the show dropped every major plotline just to introduce a new Rogue.

All we need is a Bruce Wayne treadmill scene.

At least to me, it felt that Barbara was missing for half the season. And the first half season she was in, she barely made an impression other than "does she ever leave her apartment?" She's schooled by Catwoman.