"The original stage musical of Grease was a bit grittier"

Song Island Medium

By home planet, you mean Spring Break 2004?

Katrina doesn't bother me as much as she does others, but I am tired of her waffling game. Hawley needs to go off on a long, long mission. (Like the idea of the character, but the execution has just been horrible.) And more Clancy Brown is always welcome - no matter when, no matter where.

It should have stuck to the 13-or-so episode season it had last time. This year it's feeling like it's running in circles, and the last episode "reboot" really doesn't have me enthusiastic.

For the life of me, I still find Three's Company amusing. I should be ashamed, I know.

Even worse. They brought back America's Funniest Home Videos under the name "World's Funniest Fails."

What Hibbert does in the privacy of his own home is his own deal.

And even if you did, the Cosby Show went off the air in 1992. Hibbert has been "alive" more than 23 years since the Cosby Show ended. It's an actual generation removed. That's enough distance for him to actually be "in" medical school. He might have been inspired by Cosby, but he's become his own man in the same way…

Laughs are out. Procedurals are in. Even though CBS has kind of proven themselves efficient at both.

NBC: We're down to bringing back Heroes. Can you please lay off? This isn't any easier for us.

Nothing happened, yes, but there were enough moments of ridiculousness and sheer "what are they trying to do, and do they think they're being clever" to keep me reasonably entertained.

Did that story have anything in the way of resolution? Last I remembered was "You smoked pot before work!?!? Get out of the station!"

More like Deb Under the Water, or maybe it's Deb In The Alien Pad from The Abyss

Don't forget about Computer Programming/Forensic Scientist Intern Josh Cooke and his magical web browser. Nothing about his character made sense, there were about 10 different reasonable directions they could go with him, and then they just have him shot at the beginning of the following season for zero reason.

The weird thing is, Dexter can technically come back to Miami no harm no foul. To the best of my knowledge, he's not a suspect in any crime (even the one where he stabs a guy in the throat in the police station on camera) and he's just presumed dead (no one cares about Harrison). He whips up a shitty story about…

If I want there to be one character to return from the previous show it's Quinn. But I want him to be perpetually drunk Quinn since that was some of the worst drunk acting I'd ever seen. So we have drunk Quinn screaming out "Let's solve some fucking crimes" partnering up with a guy who he thinks kind of looks like a…

With so many long running shows entering their final season rubbing up against a wall (True Blood, Sons of Anarchy, etc.), I constantly have to praise Dexter for just going nutty with it. TB and SoA were so boring at their end, but Dexter, at least one thing in every episode was a legit LOL moment. Unintentional,…

That still wouldn't be as weird as Colin Hanks and his mural.

I'm looking forward to Mr. Robinson because the Key Art looks like the type of fake poster they'd create for Tracy Jordan or Adam Sandler's character in Funny People to show how shlocky they've become.