I remember baked clams franchises. I remember tequila. I remember sexy chauffeurs (because there's nothing sexier than the back of woman's head while she's driving you somewhere *growl*). I just want this movie to be about all of Turtle's creditors taking him to court for his insane business schemes.

I thought the final season did a great job of wrapping things us by showing us that these characters had nothing left to do except be lazy and sluggishly mope around town*. They wanted for nothing and they wanted nothing. (I'm still surprised that Andrew Dice Clay and Scott Caan were the MVPs of that final season.)

I still love that the big cliffhanger to get us excited for the movie was Malcolm McDowell offering Ari a job.

"While lip-sync videos are generally pretty funny"

A) God of Carnage is a much cooler title.
B) Here's the mileage I can get out of the premise.
Parent: "You slapped our son!"
Slapper: "He was being a dick."
Other Party Member: "Sorry Bill, but your son is a dick."

I'd go as far as to call it Slaptastic.

He grew up to be Jigsaw. If Great Job, Internet and /r/fantheories says it, it must be true.

And I thought I was the only one who remembered Oliver and Company.

I just wanted to know who tended the garden.

My big question is - does Sutter think we want the Sons of Anarchy to survive, with or without Jax? I watch this show and all I can think is that motorcycle clubs are horrible. These are horrible people and it's a horrible lifestyle. Why would you want to keep the line continuing down to future generations?

El Verde Corazón

Like how in 2009 Family Guy was nominated for Outstanding Comedy Series but wasn't even nominated for Outstanding Animated Program (For Programming Less than One Hour)?

I'd be okay with Brick Like Me OR Steal This Episode getting nominated (preferably the former). Not winning, but being nominated.

Covercraft? Really? Did they only get to watch Fox shows (as in shows currently airing on Fox) because while I'm not anti-Simpsons (I'd be fine with at least one nomination) it getting four nominations (for some of them genuinely bad episodes) in a year with Rick and Morty, American Dad, Adventure Time, South Park,…

Meanwhile, Alex Proyas is clearing his throat loudly at every studio gate.

I was thinking about what happened to this movie after seeing Portman/Fassbender teaming up for Jobs.

The guy in the picture looks like Emile Hirsch with the nervous intensity (mostly in his eyes) of Mark Ruffalo.

Buffalo Exchange Bill

Since this is Fashion Police, could we say that Joan Rivers was killed in the hemline of duty?

Robot Chicken- The show you watch for a week and go "that's pretty funny" and on the eighth day you're like "why did I even bother?"