I just found out recently that Food Network changed its name to Cooking Channel and "How Many Different Obstacles Can You Come Up With For Making a Chicken Breast?" changed its named to Food Network.

Not a movie, but wasn't this the plot of a 30 Rock episode? Where Liz goes to her high school reunion, and it turns out that everyone thought she was the bully?

Screw the Creed, Gabe, or Toby being the Scranton Strangler fan theories, I'm onto this now.

Am I the only person in their late 20s/early 30s who lack a collection of weird, quirky high school pals that will bother him (but really teach me a lesson) if I go home?

Magnolia State, Home of The Fallin' Frogs. (Now I want a marching band version of One Is The Loneliness Number.)

If it was a clusterfuck it would be fun.

Now I'm imagining Order 66 being like the bridge sequence in Apocalypse Now.

I have the high ground!

I love how even a decade later, there's still more stuff to flabbergast you.

Seriously though, I haven't seen #3 in awhile. Did they actually reference that the Clone Wars ended or did they just drop the entire Clone Wars halfway though to get to Jedi Killin'?

Taken 2 finished the job.

Liam Neeson didn't die from the Clone Wars. Began the Clone Wars did at the end of #2. And The Clones Wars ended, I think, in the middle of #3. Because of General Grievous' death? Probably?

I claim "Jed-I's Open," a parody of Taylor Swift/The Civil Wars' Hunger Games song

The only reason I continue to go to AICN is because of muscle memory with my fingers.

How? The only people who died in the Clone Wars were Boba Fetts and robots. Christopher Lee too, I guess.

I'm looking forward to the scene where the NY tough working at a pizza parlor stands up to Chewie before the Wookie kills him by throwing him against a mirror.

I'm not sure if I'm going to watch weekly or marathon it during some dark knight when I'm plagued with insomnia.

I am tentatively curious about the show. I was more interested when it seemed more about Commissioner Gordon than about Li'l Batman and Li'l Catwoman. But for now, it seems like it will either be a ridiculous clusterfuck or defeat the odds and be decent. I don't see this one falling in the middle of the road like…

I never realized how disturbing that is until right now. So thanks.

Singles and Reality Bites said everything that needed to be said.