For as shitty as FOX can be, this is kind of cool. I wonder if any other networks have done something like this in recent years.

At some point you have to accept that you're going to say "stop trying to make [X] a thing" at least once an episode, or you're going to need to stop watching.

Jason had my other big laugh of the night when he said "isn't this the lawyer building?"

I'm sure the movie itself is fine, but the trailer filled me with hatred.

I was wondering if the show is trying to use the forced miscarriage as a way to make Tara seem worse than Gemma, but Gemma is way too far gone for that to even make a dent in how loathsome a character she is.

So who did Metal Machine Mambo?

The Wolverine had a classic three act structure. Good —> Boring —> Stupid.

Shinzon in Nemesis.

And here I thought Citizen Kane's "It's Terrific" was bombastic.

Dark Knight Rises. Skyfall. Iron Man 3. All these movies upped the SHEER HELPLESSNESS in its ads.

It's about damn time Wolverine was put front and center in one of these movies!

I was going to try to envision the characters in a Se7en type scenario, but then I realized that The Main Four would all succumb to sloth.

I was waiting all night for this.

HALpha Dog?

While we're on the topic of classic comedian biopics, I'd still rather see Jonah Hill as Rodney Dangerfield than Josh Gad. Something about his eyes in Get Him To The Greek really hammered it in for me.

I'll also be getting me some John Noble in a couple of weeks, so at least there's that.

I can't tell if my problem with the show is Merchant, the premise, or Merchant in the premise.

May I introduce you to Low Winter Sun?

In the Monday night new show battle, I chose Sleepy Hollow over The Blacklist, and I still don't know if I made the right decision. And by right decision, I mean not watching either.

I feel bad about her death, but I also feel bad for Al Jean for having to answer "Did you take away her reason to live?!?" questions.